BRAWL STARS · DEEP FILE

SPIKE
MAIN
CERTIFIED

Spike
SPIKE
primary · always · forever
🌵 Spike Main #2R92LR2LG Hates Pam Masters 2
BRAWL STARS TAG player.tag = "#2R92LR2LG" // you know you want to add him
LIVE DATA
Trophies
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Brawlers
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Peak Elo
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TOP BRAWLERS BY TROPHIES
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RANKED MODE

The Pro Dream

RANKED LADDER
Legendary I Rank 16
Legendary II Rank 17
Legendary III Rank 18
Masters I Rank 19
Masters II KonPats is here ✓
Masters III maybe in another life 💫
Pro never 🥲
PEAK PERFORMANCE
Masters
10,051
peak ranked points
Masters II · one tier from Pro · will not discuss
COMMUNIQUÉ FROM LIAMONADE
Liamonade
"KonPats why aren't
you masters rn?"
— Liamonade · asked the real question · received no answer
KonPats
"Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't"
— KonPats · spoiler: he never got pro
CAREER TIMELINE

The Road to Nowhere Pro

2021
Discovered Brawl Stars
Immediately mained Spike. Has not reconsidered this.
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
Decides to go Pro
"Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't."
THE PEAK
Reaches 10,051 Ranked Elo
Masters 2. Legitimately impressive. One rank shy of Pro. The line was right there.
THE RECKONING
Liamonade asks the question
"KonPats why aren't you masters rn?" Zero response provided.
PRESENT DAY
Still not Pro
Still maining Spike. Still saying he'll go Pro.
THE FUTURE
???
One day the haters will shut their mouths. They never did.
LIVE TRACKER

Days Since "Going Pro"

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days since last "I'll go pro" claim
"Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro"
— still waiting
PRO DREAM METRICS
Peak Ranked Elo 10,051
Elo from Pro 1,199
Pro claims made 67+/month
Pro status never 🥲
HISTORIC DOCUMENT

The Retirement

KonPats
KonPats · Pro Push Farewell
"To all my supporters, friends and fellow brawl stars players,

With a heavy heart, I announce my decision to quit the pro push and retire from bs. Its been a not so fun grind. I loved the motivation from yall. There were both good and bad moments, and im grateful for all of them. In the end though, it was proven that I am not capable of achieving my goal. I disappointed you all and myself. Thanks for everything. :(

KonPats"
transcript · published the day he gave up the pro push
CERTIFIED MAIN

The Spike Religion

Spike
Spike
Primary. Always. Non-negotiable.
KonPats has mained Spike since account creation in 2021. He will tell you about Spike. He will tell you again. He has hot takes about every gadget, star power, and hypercharge that you did not ask for and will receive regardless.
Miku Spike Pin
Mistune Miku Spike Pin
ULTRA RARE
One of the rarest pins in existence. KonPats wants it desperately. blue will be providing it. Probably. At some point.
status: incoming from blue · ETA: blue's discretion
THE GREAT TRAGEDY

The WF Janet Pin

WF Janet Pin
HE MISSED IT
WF Janet.
A limited World Finals pin. Gone forever. blue has it. KonPats does not. This has caused him measurable, ongoing psychological damage.
UNOBTAINABLE · for him specifically
KonPats
"The heads up I appreciate but fuckingcell enabled the link for 0.1 milliseconds
Every time
I had bs open I had Twitter open it didn't work
It fucking didn't"
— KonPats, on missing the WF Janet pin
INCIDENT REPORT · PHOTOSHOP

The Power Cube Scam

Power Cube
The Power Cube profile picture was real. Just unobtainable — locked behind an in-person event. blue, being blue, photoshopped himself getting it on an alt and showed KonPats.
KonPats begged for it. He needed it. He cursed driebananen to contract hantavirus, norovirus and coronavirus over it. Later it was revealed: the Power Cube was actually a real reward from an in-person event he simply couldn't attend.
💡 The Power Cube existed. He just couldn't have it. Somehow worse than fake.
KonPats
"I hope driebananen gets hantavirus, norovirus and coronavirus"
— KonPats, upon learning he couldn't have the Power Cube · a measured response
THE ROSTER

Favorite Brawlers

Spike
Spike ⭐
Angelo
Angelo
Gray
Gray
Hank
Hank
Draco
Draco
Ziggy
Ziggy
Sirius
Sirius
Chester
Chester
Buster
Buster
Janet
Janet
SWORN ENEMIES

Most Hated Brawlers

not to be discussed calmly
Pam
Pam
Primary Nemesis · S-Hate
WANTED
The healing turret. The survivability. The audacity. Will complain about Pam even when she's not in the game.
Mico
Mico
Secondary Nemesis · Annoying
WANTED
Fast. Slippery. Infuriating. "Why is he so fast?" — KonPats, every encounter. Also used Mico for ammo steal in Heist. The cognitive dissonance is real.
⭐ fun fact: used Mico for ammo steal in Heist anyway
Crow
Crow
Tertiary Nemesis · The Poison
WANTED
The passive poison. Reduced healing. Knives everywhere. A brawler designed by Supercell specifically to ruin KonPats's ranked games.
CATCHPHRASE

He Says This a Lot

KonPats
"I hope you explode"
— KonPats · to Pam, Mico, Crow, lag, Supercell, himself, the mailman
AUDIO ARCHIVE

Voice Lines

⚡ ZIGGY
🎯 FOR SUFFERING
INCIDENT REPORT · CLASSIFIED

The Bolt Box Incident

⚠ SECURITY INCIDENT · OPERATOR ERROR
Severity
Critical (self-inflicted)
Root Cause
Wanted a Bolt Box
Actual Link
Account takeover deeplink
Dignity lost
100%
THE LINK HE CLICKED brawlstars://p=86-d458314e-608b-47d2-90e8-68f0c84a6122&supercell_id=/
KonPats
"It dont fo anything
Where is the box bro
Give me bolt
Me love bolt
But he said bolt box"
— KonPats, immediately after clicking
A deeplink was shared. KonPats saw it. He thought: "Bolt Box! A new Brawler Box!" He was wrong. This link handed over full Supercell ID authentication. He clicked it anyway.
💡 Pro tip: brawlstars:// deeplinks with supercell_id are never boxes. Resolution: account recovered. Dignity: unrecovered.
TACTICAL GENIUS

Self Proclaimed 1v1 God

KonPats
"Like don't be an idiot and don't let him hit you"
— KonPats · immediately before going 0/6 vs Glowbert · sniper 1v1
THE EVIDENCE — "WORST" 1V1 SCREENSHOTS
BEST PLAYS EVER (SELF-CERTIFIED)
embed blocked ▶ Watch on YouTube
"Your life was an illusion" — Ziggy · "It dont fo anything where is the box bro" · WF Janet: unobtainable (for KonPats) · 0/6 vs Glowbert · post-advice · Spike main since 2021 · bolt box was not a box · Miku Spike Pin: incoming from blue · Masters 2 (close enough) · "KRAAA"